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Boris S. Wort
The Second Meanest Man in the World



J.P.s arch-enemy was, of course, Boris S. Wort, The Second Meanest Man in the World. He was always trying to ruin Christmas, kidnap Esmerelda, take over the show or just slam J.P. in the door.

Played by Bob Newman, Boris was such a evil villain that he couldn’t make personal appearances with J.P.(the one time he tried he was actually beat up by overzealous Patches Pals.)

He who has the nose, rules the show:

Boris has left a permanent mark on the Pacific Northwest. Many local lawyers and real estate agents were once “Boris Buddies.”


Boris gives J.P. some evil job counseling: