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J.P. Patches and Seafair Hydroplanes

by Curt Hanks on August 06, 2022

J.P. Patches and the Seafair Hydroplane races are Seattle institutions that go hand-in-hand as far back as most of us can remember! One year, J.P. even built his own hydro to participate in the Gold Cup. He brought his speedy, aerodynamic "Miss Stake" down to the Stan Sayres Pits for a trial run, Unfortunately, the cardboard boat took to the water like a... sponge!


In 1981, Gertrude even wanted to be the first "woman" hydroplane driver, so J.P. invited hydro legend, Chip Hanauer, who, at the time, was driving the Miss Squire Shop boat, on the show.


There were many Seafair appearances for J.P. Patches over the years, but most were never archived for history. The audio clip below of KOMO Radio's coverage of the hydro races in 2001 features J.P. along with Pat Cashman, Lisa Foster and Bill Nye The Science Guy.


4 comments
by Joanne on October 01, 2024

To cool, I watched J. P Patches when I was a kid, loved J,P Patches show.

by Mike wisely on October 01, 2024

Even now in my fifties, I still miss J.P.Patches. patches pal forever

by Richard on October 01, 2024

It is I. Boris S. Wart the second meanest man in the world !

by Clarissa Bartram on March 05, 2024

Loved them since I was little. JP kissed me on my cheek.

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