When we were kids, the best part of waking up was the J.P. Patches Show! Now we need a little more help in the mornings. Show your Seattle pride with...
When we were kids, the best part of waking up was the J.P. Patches Show! Now we need a little more help in the mornings. Show your Seattle pride with...
When we were kids, the best part of waking up was the J.P. Patches Show! Now we need a little more help in the mornings. Show your Seattle pride with...
This keyring featuring J.P.'s pal Tikey Turkey is just like the one that J.P. wore hanging from his hat for years! Now you can take a miniature Tikey everywhere you go to...
A permanent fixture of the City Dump, Grandpa TickTock was responsible for waking J.P. every morning. Many kids in the viewing audience would use it to know when it was time to...
Show the world that you're a Patches Pal with this beautiful enamel lapel pin. It measures 1.75" x 1.625" and features our hero Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City...
Show the world that you're one of Gertrude's Gang with this beautiful enamel lapel pin. It measures 1.75" x 1.5" and features Miss City Dump herself in glorious colors. It's made of...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! This Gildan 2000 Classic T-Shirt has a classic...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! This fashionable, feminine cut, ring-spun tee from Anvil...
This 7" tall vinyl J.P. Patches bobblehead features beautiful details like the patch on his hat and buttons on his famous coat! His nodding, smiling face will cheer you up...
Be the coolest kid in the lunchroom with this vintage-style J.P. Patches Lunchbox! One side of this embossed metal lunchbox features our heroes J.P. and Gertrude while the other side features the...
This fabulous air freshener features J.P.'s sidekick, Gertrude complete with her Miss City Dump sash! It's 4-3/4" tall and smells like Bubble Gum, NOT the City Dump! Comes with a...
