When we were kids, the best part of waking up was the J.P. Patches Show! Now we need a little more help in the mornings. Show your Seattle pride with...
This old school white print t-shirt features our hero, J.P. Patches on a 100% cotton men's classic tee that sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes perfectly...
This old school black and white t-shirt features our hero, J.P. Patches on a 100% cotton men's classic tee that sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes...
Now you can wear a J.P. Patches Pal license plate on your body as well as your car! The 100% cotton men's classic tee sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around...
Hear the sound of that motorcycle pulling up? That can only mean one thing! A visit from Miss Smith of Miss Smith's Delivery! and a game of "Is it a...
The return of a classic! We've reissued the J.P. Patches and Gertrude shirt the you know and love! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help...
This quality, matted print features a portrait of Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. • 8 x 10" Double-Matted Print fits into any standard...
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but who can deny the beauty of this portrait of Gertrude, Miss City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew?...
This 5 x 7" notecard features Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. It is blank inside and individually packaged in a...
This 5 x 7" notecard features Gertrude, Miss City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. It is blank inside and individually packaged in a clear bag with an envelope included. Printed...
This J.P. Patches Coloring Book by Seattle artist Kim Drew has 23 pages of beautiful drawings of Seattle's favorite clown and his friends. Revisit your childhood with this quality, 8.5"...
