Show the world that you're a Patches Pal with this beautiful enamel lapel pin. It measures 1.75" x 1.625" and features our hero Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City...
Show the world that you're one of Gertrude's Gang with this beautiful enamel lapel pin. It measures 1.75" x 1.5" and features Miss City Dump herself in glorious colors. It's made of...
Show the world that you're a Patches Pal with these beautiful enamel lapel pins featuring our heroes Julius Pierpont Patches, Gertrude and Grandpa TickTock in glorious colors. They're made of...
This keyring featuring J.P.'s pal Tikey Turkey is just like the one that J.P. wore hanging from his hat for years! Now you can take a miniature Tikey everywhere you go to...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! This 100% cotton t-shirt is pre-shrunk to make...
This 7" tall vinyl J.P. Patches bobblehead features beautiful details like the patch on his hat and buttons on his famous coat! His nodding, smiling face will cheer you up...
Be the coolest kid in the lunchroom with this vintage-style J.P. Patches Lunchbox! One side of this embossed metal lunchbox features our heroes J.P. and Gertrude while the other side features the...
This fabulous air freshener features J.P.'s sidekick, Gertrude complete with her Miss City Dump sash! It's 4-3/4" tall and smells like Bubble Gum, NOT the City Dump! Comes with a...
This fabulous Gertrude ornament is 5" tall and made of hand-blown glass. It features glitter on her crown and boots and has a string to hang on your Christmas tree or anywhere...
This quality, matted print features a portrait of Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. • 8 x 10" Double-Matted Print fits into any standard...
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but who can deny the beauty of this portrait of Gertrude, Miss City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew?...
