When we were kids, the best part of waking up was the J.P. Patches Show! Now we need a little more help in the mornings. Show your Seattle pride with...
Not everyone can be a Patches Pal. Maybe you root for the underdog. Show the world that you’re one of Gertrude’s Gang with this giant, white, die cut vinyl transfer...
A permanent fixture of the City Dump, Grandpa TickTock was responsible for waking J.P. every morning. Many kids in the viewing audience would use it to know when it was time to...
The return of a classic! We've reissued the J.P. Patches and Gertrude shirt the you know and love! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more...
This old school black and white t-shirt features our hero, J.P. Patches on a 100% cotton men's classic tee that sits nicely, maintains sharp lines around the edges, and goes...
This J.P. Patches Coloring Book by Seattle artist Kim Drew has 23 pages of beautiful drawings of Seattle's favorite clown and his friends. Revisit your childhood with this quality, 8.5"...
We found a stash of these vintage unused box flats for the 1996 J.P. Patches Desktop Set for Windows CD-ROM in the Secret Room! THESE ARE EMPTY BOX FLATS. NO...
Show the world that you're a Patches Pal with this beautiful enamel lapel pin. It measures 1.75" x 1.625" and features our hero Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City...
This 5 x 7" notecard features Julius Pierpont Patches, Mayor of the City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. It is blank inside and individually packaged in a...
Be the coolest kid in the lunchroom with this vintage-style J.P. Patches Lunchbox! One side of this embossed metal lunchbox features our heroes J.P. and Gertrude while the other side features the...
This 7" tall vinyl J.P. Patches bobblehead features beautiful details like the patch on his hat and buttons on his famous coat! His nodding, smiling face will cheer you up...
Enjoy your refreshing drinks in this shaker pint glass! It can hold up to 16 oz and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your J.P. Patches collection. What’s more,...
