Even if you were a Boris Buddy when you were young, you’d wake up in the morning, pour yourself a bowl of sugary cereal and watch The J.P. Patches Show...
Tell the world that you’re a Boris Buddy with this officially licensed t-shirt. The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely,...
Maybe being a Patches Pal is not your style. Well, now you can show the world that you’re a Boris Buddy with this giant, white, die cut vinyl transfer decal....
Enjoy your refreshing drinks in this shaker pint glass! It can hold up to 16 oz and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your J.P. Patches collection. What’s more,...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help...
Show the world that you're one of Gertrude's Gang with this beautiful enamel lapel pin. It measures 1.75" x 1.5" and features Miss City Dump herself in glorious colors. It's made of...
This 5 x 7" notecard features Gertrude, Miss City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. It is blank inside and individually packaged in a clear bag with an envelope included. Printed...
When you were a young Patches Pal, you’d wake up in the morning, pour yourself a bowl of sugary cereal and watch The J.P. Patches Show before rushing off to...
This fabulous Gertrude ornament is 5" tall and made of hand-blown glass. It features glitter on her crown and boots and has a string to hang on your Christmas tree or anywhere...
Enjoy your refreshing drinks in this shaker pint glass! It can hold up to 16 oz and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your J.P. Patches collection. What’s more,...
They say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but who can deny the beauty of this portrait of Gertrude, Miss City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew?...
When we were kids, the best part of waking up was the J.P. Patches Show! Now we need a little more help in the mornings. Show your Seattle pride with...
