Even if you were a Boris Buddy when you were young, you’d wake up in the morning, pour yourself a bowl of sugary cereal and watch The J.P. Patches Show...
Tell the world that you’re a Boris Buddy with this officially licensed t-shirt. The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help you land a more structured look. It sits nicely,...
Maybe being a Patches Pal is not your style. Well, now you can show the world that you’re a Boris Buddy with this giant, white, die cut vinyl transfer decal....
Tell the world that you’re a Boris Buddy with this officially licensed t-shirt. This 100% cotton t-shirt is pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and...
Enjoy your refreshing drinks in this shaker pint glass! It can hold up to 16 oz and will be a durable, high-quality addition to your J.P. Patches collection. What’s more,...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! The 100% cotton men's classic tee will help...
Feed your Frpl only the finest Frpl Fodder from Farmer Fred's farm in Fife. Flown in Fresh on Fridays. Ggoorrsstt approved! Ruh! This 100% cotton t-shirt is pre-shrunk to make...
This fabulous air freshener features J.P.'s sidekick, Gertrude complete with her Miss City Dump sash! It's 4-3/4" tall and smells like Bubble Gum, NOT the City Dump! Comes with a...
Show the world that you're one of Gertrude's Gang with this beautiful enamel lapel pin. It measures 1.75" x 1.5" and features Miss City Dump herself in glorious colors. It's made of...
This 5 x 7" notecard features Gertrude, Miss City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. It is blank inside and individually packaged in a clear bag with an envelope included. Printed...
This 2-1/2 x 3-1/2 " extra strong metal refrigerator magnet features Gertrude, Miss City Dump, as painted by Seattle artist Kim Drew. Made of recycled paper and recycled metal.
When you were a young Patches Pal, you’d wake up in the morning, pour yourself a bowl of sugary cereal and watch The J.P. Patches Show before rushing off to...